How should Dave complete the Signarama Firecracker 5k?

Dave Tappan is a lot of things, a grill master, an Asphalt Cowboy, a great fisherman, an all star DJ, and an over all great guy, but one thing he isn’t is an Athlete! So he has a dilemma, how’s he going to complete the Signarama Firecracker 5k? Maybe he could pay someone to run for him…