Apparently milking cucumbers is a thing…

So I guess we didn’t already have enough happening in the world, that milking cucumbers has now become a thing. I saw one article about milking cucumbers to make them crisper and less bitter, now I enjoy a good cucumber just like any one, but never have I thought “hmm my cucumber could be crisper and less bitter.” Apparently some people have though, as I ran across one article about someone giving it a try, which you can read below, but my skepticism had me like ” this can’t actually be a thing so then I did my own search on the Internet and boom! There’s even actual tutorials on line (see the video below), so I guess milking cucumber sis actually a thing. What is this world coming to?