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Born on the riverbanks of the Nile, a young woman caught a basket floating on the river. In that basket, lie a baby, swaddled in bacon and with a beard that could tame a lion. From somewhere beyond, the name ‘Ryan’ called out to her. She took him back to her humble village where they immediately elected him War Chief. From an early age, he commanded respect and presence on the battlefield. When it was time for the boy to become a man, he gathered his wits about him and along with his only possession–a loin cloth–made his way to the greatest country on the face of the earth: America. Here he would learn the valuable skills that would catapult him to a giant of industry. Foes would tremble at the sound of his name, silence would shatter at the sound of his voice and all would know his legacy. The boy has now become a man and after mountains of success, the boy has returned to his roots: to garnish the greatest program on the face of the earth. A program that you can proudly take part in between the hours of 12 and 5: The Man Cave…